apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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