We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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