Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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