question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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