Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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