How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We left the knife in your bed.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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