You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
is it fun? or sober?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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