i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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