Say something about gay babies.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
