she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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