bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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