...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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