Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
