She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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