would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I love you.
Bad choice
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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