having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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