if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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