yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's shark week go big or go home
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