Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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