I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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