When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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