i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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