If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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I just found puke in my bra..
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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