Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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