Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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