i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
