He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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