I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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