Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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