Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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