Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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