i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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