she takes plan B like it's going out of style
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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