Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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