Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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