Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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