you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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