I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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