she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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