Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
try to milk me bitch
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