I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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