the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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