I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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