forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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