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I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Randomize
