I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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