she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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