Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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