We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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