He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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