Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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