another moral hangover. fuck.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Are my feet made of real feet?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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