Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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