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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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