My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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