Ambien. No doubt about it.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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