There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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